Kevin
The Cheese Monster

Suspect Overview

Official suspect profile maintained by Cat Crimes HQ.

Information below is updated as new intelligence is received.

Known Alias: The Cheese Monster
Status: At Large
Threat Level: Cheese Obsessed
Confirmed Sightings: 2
Last Confirmed Location: Fable Book Cafe, St Annes
Last Report Received: 12 July 2026
Reward: Detective recognition for verified intelligence.

🗂️ Investigation Log #001

Date: 27 May 2026
Classification: Initial Intelligence
Filed By: Cat Crimes HQ

Summary

It has come to the attention of Cat Crimes HQ that an unidentified feline suspect has been linked to a number of unexplained cheese disappearances within the St Annes operational area.

Following initial enquiries, the suspect has been positively identified as Kevin, who has been assigned the alias “The Cheese Monster.”

The investigation has now been officially opened.

📁 Additional Investigation Logs

Interview Report
Evidence Upload

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Confidential Investigation Record

Investigation Log #002
The Fable Cheese Incident

Date: 4 July 2026
Record Type: Interview Report
Filed By: Cat Crimes HQ
Case Reference: BCIC001-002

Incident Summary

Following the Fable Cheese Incident, Kevin was brought in for questioning by investigators at Cat Crimes HQ.

The suspect denied all involvement in the disappearance of the cheese, despite evidence recovered during the investigation placing him firmly at the centre of enquiries.

Kevin maintained that he had been wrongly accused and refused to provide investigators with any useful information.

With insufficient evidence available to support formal charges, the suspect was released pending further enquiries.

Kevin remains under investigation. Detectives are advised to report any further sightings or suspicious cheese-related activity.

Investigation Status:
Suspect released under investigation.

Cat Crimes HQ

Detective Evidence Upload

Investigation Log #003
The Café Sweet Surveillance

Date Received: 5 July 2026
Record Type: Evidence Upload
Submitted By: Detective in the Field
Badge Code: BCIC-003
Suspect: Kevin – The Cheese Monster

Evidence Received

Cat Crimes HQ received its first confirmed field report concerning Kevin on 5 July 2026.

The suspect had been discovered hiding on a table in the corner of a café, apparently attempting to remain unnoticed while keeping a suspiciously close eye on the sweets.

Kevin's corner-table surveillance was brought to an end when one of our detectives spotted him. Although no missing confectionery was formally reported, investigators believe the suspect may have been preparing to pinch the sweets when nobody was looking.

Detective's Statement

“We found Kevin hiding on a table in the corner of the café, where he appeared to be pinching sweets. Finding him made us smile and turned our café visit into an unexpected Cat Crimes investigation.”

Cat Crimes HQ Assessment

Kevin appears to be expanding his interests beyond cheese and may now be targeting unattended sweets.

Investigators have recorded the incident as a confirmed public sighting and added the detective's evidence to Kevin's active case file.

Evidence Verified

✅ Confirmed public sighting recorded
✅ Badge code verified: BCIC-003
✅ Detective statement added to the case file
✅ First field sighting of Kevin confirmed

Case Update:
Evidence successfully uploaded. Kevin's movements remain under investigation.

Intelligence Brief

Cat Crimes HQ

Intelligence Brief

Investigation Log #004
Suspect Movement Analysis

Date Filed: 8 July 2026
Record Type: Intelligence Brief
Prepared By: Cat Crimes HQ
Suspect: Kevin – The Cheese Monster

Current Intelligence

Kevin has remained unusually quiet since the confirmed café sighting recorded on 5 July 2026.

No further public reports have been received, but investigators do not believe the suspect has abandoned his criminal activities.

Behavioural Assessment

Kevin has previously demonstrated a preference for locations containing food, particularly cheese and other unattended treats.

Investigators believe this period of silence may indicate that the suspect is hiding, observing potential targets or preparing to move into a new area.

Advice to Detectives

Field detectives are advised to remain alert in cafés, shops and public areas where food is present.

Any confirmed sighting should be reported immediately to Cat Crimes HQ.

Case Status:

Kevin remains at large.

Further intelligence is expected.

Evidence Upload

Cat Crimes HQ

Evidence Upload

Investigation Log #005
Kevin Passed into Detective Custody

Date Filed: 12 July 2026
Record Type: Evidence Upload
Location: Fable Book Café
Suspect: Kevin – The Cheese Monster
Status: In Detective Custody

Incident Summary

Cat Crimes HQ has received confirmation that suspect Kevin – The Cheese Monster has officially been handed over by the owner of Fable Book Café to a newly appointed field detective.

The detective accepted responsibility for Kevin's case with great enthusiasm and has confirmed that the investigation will continue. Rather than keeping Kevin permanently, the detective intends to continue the long-standing Cat Crimes tradition of passing him on so that more detectives can assist with the investigation.

Investigator Notes

Kevin remains one of Cat Crimes HQ's most notorious repeat offenders. Although technically "in custody", detectives report that he appears perfectly content with the arrangement and has already begun charming his latest investigator.

Experience suggests Kevin rarely stays with one detective for long. Once his latest assignment is complete, he is expected to quietly disappear and continue spreading chaos elsewhere.

Current Status

Kevin is currently travelling with his latest detective while remaining under active investigation. Detectives are encouraged to remain vigilant as the suspect has a well-documented history of escaping supervision without warning.

Case Status:

Kevin successfully transferred to a new field detective.

Investigation continuing.

Risk of escape remains HIGH.

Urgent Alert

Cat Crimes HQ

URGENT ALERT

Investigation Log #006
Suspect Escaped During Transport

Date Filed: 14 July 2026
Record Type: Urgent Alert
Suspect: Kevin – The Cheese Monster
Case Status: ESCAPED

Emergency Notification

Cat Crimes HQ has received an urgent report that suspect Kevin – The Cheese Monster escaped whilst being transported between detectives.

Kevin had recently been passed into the custody of a field detective following his appearance at Fable Book Café. During the planned transfer to continue the investigation, communication was temporarily lost and the suspect vanished.

Current Intelligence

Kevin's exact whereabouts are currently unknown.

Detectives believe he may be attempting to blend into the local cat population while searching for his next cheese-related opportunity. Previous behaviour suggests cafés, picnic areas and unattended lunches remain high-risk locations.

Public Advisory

Members of the public are advised to remain vigilant.

If Kevin is located, investigators should immediately report the sighting to Cat Crimes HQ and, where possible, continue passing the suspect to another detective so the investigation can remain active.

🚨 CASE STATUS 🚨

Suspect escaped during transport.

Current location unknown.

Last confirmed movement: 12 July 2026.

Kevin is once again considered AT LARGE.

Internal HQ Transmission

Cat Crimes HQ

INCOMING RADIO TRANSMISSION

Investigation Log #007
Possible Theft In Progress

Date Received: 26 July 2026
Transmission Type: Internal HQ Radio
Priority: Medium
Suspect: Kevin – The Cheese Monster

📻 Incoming Transmission

HQ Control to all field detectives...

Several anonymous reports have been received suggesting that small quantities of cheese have recently disappeared from locations across the Fylde Coast.

At this stage, investigators have no confirmed sightings of Kevin and no verified badge reports have been received since 12 July 2026.

While the pattern of offending closely resembles Kevin's previous criminal behaviour, Cat Crimes HQ cannot yet confirm that he is responsible.

Current Assessment

The suspect remains unaccounted for following his reported escape during transport earlier this month.

Intelligence officers believe Kevin may be operating cautiously, avoiding direct contact whilst continuing low-level cheese thefts.

Orders to Field Detectives

Remain vigilant.

Any confirmed badge sightings, suspicious cheese-related activity or reports from members of the public should be forwarded to Cat Crimes HQ immediately.

Do not approach the suspect without snacks.

HQ STATUS UPDATE

🟡 Possible theft in progress.

❓ No confirmed sightings.

📍 Kevin's current location remains unknown.

🚔 Investigation continues.

CAT CRIMES HQ URGENT INTELLIGENCE UPDATE

Investigation Log #008

Fugitive Located!

Date: 5 September 2026

Subject: Kevin — The Cheese Monster

Criminal Identification: 001

Reporting Detective: Detective Meg

Location: Fable Book Café, St Annes

Related Investigation: Log #007 — Radio Transmission

Classification: Confirmed Badge Sighting

Custody Status: Decision Pending

🚨 Breaking News From Cat Crimes HQ

After weeks of uncertainty, missing cheese and unanswered questions, Cat Crimes HQ can finally confirm a major breakthrough.

KEVIN HAS BEEN FOUND!

On 5 September 2026, Detective Meg successfully identified the notorious cheese criminal at Fable Book Café in St Annes.

This is the first confirmed sighting since Kevin's disappearance following his escape during transport on 14 July.

The discovery comes following HQ's urgent radio transmission on 26 July, requesting assistance from field detectives.

Detective Meg has delivered.

And after almost two months of searching, Cat Crimes HQ can finally breathe a sigh of relief.

Although somebody should probably check the cheese supplies first.

🧀 The Return of the Cheese Monster

Kevin first came to the attention of Cat Crimes HQ following a string of suspicious cheese-related incidents across the Fylde Coast.

Despite being taken into detective custody in July, the suspect managed to escape during transport.

Since then, intelligence officers have received numerous reports of disappearing cheese, but no confirmed sightings.

Until now.

The notorious fugitive has apparently returned to familiar territory.

Why Kevin chose to resurface at Fable Book Café remains unclear.

Was he seeking shelter?

Hoping to blend in with innocent café customers?

Or had he simply heard rumours of an exceptionally good cheese toastie?

Investigators strongly suspect the cheese toastie theory.

🕵️ Detective Meg Answers the Call

Fortunately, Kevin's attempts to remain unnoticed were unsuccessful.

Detective Meg discovered the wanted feline and immediately reported the sighting to Cat Crimes HQ.

The discovery reportedly made the detective smile.

An understandable reaction.

After all, there's something rather amusing about a notorious criminal called Kevin being brought to justice in a book café.

HQ commends Detective Meg for her excellent investigative work.

However, the investigation has encountered one rather unexpected complication.

⚖️ A Custody Dilemma

When asked whether Kevin would be kept in custody or released back into circulation, Detective Meg gave a rather unexpected response.

Detective Meg's official statement:

"Not sure yet."

This has caused considerable confusion within Cat Crimes HQ.

After weeks of searching for the escaped cheese criminal, investigators are now unsure whether Kevin is about to be released back onto the streets.

The detective is entitled to make her own decision.

Kevin, meanwhile, is believed to be taking full advantage of the uncertainty.

Sources suggest he has requested legal representation, a comfortable chair and a substantial quantity of cheddar.

His requests are under consideration.

The cheddar has been refused.

📚 An Investigator With Excellent Taste

Cat Crimes HQ is also pleased to report that Detective Meg has taken a keen interest in the wider criminal investigations.

From suspect profiles and Criminal Diaries to witness statements, CCTV reports, Boss Cats and the Evidence Locker, very little appears to have escaped this detective's attention.

An impressive level of commitment.

HQ also notes that the discovery was described as funny.

We are delighted that the investigation brought a smile.

Kevin, however, is advised not to mistake this for leniency.

🔎 What Happens Next?

With Kevin's location finally confirmed, Cat Crimes HQ must now await Detective Meg's decision regarding the recovered evidence.

Will the notorious cheese thief remain safely in detective custody?

Or will Kevin be released once again, free to continue his dairy-related criminal activities?

At present, the answer remains unknown.

HQ has instructed all field detectives to remain vigilant.

Particularly those working anywhere within sniffing distance of cheddar.

🚨 HQ Status Update

HQ STATUS UPDATE — 5 SEPTEMBER 2026

🟢 Confirmed: Kevin positively identified at Fable Book Café.

🟢 Breakthrough: First confirmed sighting since 12 July.

❓ Custody: Detective Meg's decision pending.

🧀 Warning: Cheese supplies remain at risk.

📁 Case Status: Investigation remains open.

🐾 Cat Crimes HQ Verdict

One escaped fugitive. One determined detective. One very uncertain future.

Detective Meg has successfully ended Kevin's period without a confirmed sighting.

The investigation now enters a new phase as HQ awaits a decision regarding the suspect's future.

Whatever happens next, Detective Meg has earned her place in the Cat Crimes investigation files.

CASE STATUS: OPEN — Fugitive located. Custody decision pending. Cheese supplies under surveillance.

Members of the public are reminded not to approach Kevin without snacks.

Preferably cheese. 🧀🐾

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Kevin The Cheese Monster

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🗂️ Investigation Log #001

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Kevin
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