Niles
Niles is regarded as one of the most skilled thieves currently under investigation by Cat Crimes HQ. Unlike less experienced offenders, he rarely rushes into a job and is known to spend considerable time studying kitchens, cafés and unattended breakfast tables before making his move.
Investigators believe his respectable appearance, stripy jumper and calm manner are all part of a carefully maintained disguise. Niles is capable of entering a location, removing the highest-quality sausages and disappearing before anyone notices that breakfast has been compromised.
"I merely found them unattended."
Intelligence suggests Niles is a trusted operative of Don Meowleone and is regularly selected for assignments involving premium smoked sausages. His patience, precision and refusal to leave usable evidence have earned him a reputation as one of the finest sausage thieves in the Cat Crimes network.
His only known operational weakness is the merchandise itself. On several occasions, investigators believe Niles successfully completed the theft but ate the evidence before it could be delivered.
- Serving as Don Meowleone's most trusted sausage thief
- Stealing premium smoked sausages without leaving evidence
- Detecting the finest sausages from remarkable distances
- Looking far too respectable to arouse suspicion
- Planning every sausage heist with exceptional precision
- Denying every allegation with complete confidence
- Leaving nothing behind except an empty plate
NILES HAD ALREADY FINISHED THE JOB.