CAT CRIMES HQ
CASE FILE
#007

Rolo

Code Name: Paper Trail
Cat Crimes HQ
At Large
Cat Crimes HQ
Classification Diversion & Disruption Specialist
Alias
The Toilet Roll Shredder
Status
At Large
Primary Crime
First-Degree Toilet Roll Destruction
Criminal Gang
The Meowfia
Known Associate
Don Meowleone
Weakness
Freshly Refilled Toilet Roll Holders
Reward Offered
Official Cat Crimes HQ recognition for information assisting with Rolo’s capture, together with the gratitude of every bathroom currently buried beneath shredded tissue.
★ Intelligence Summary ★

Rolo first came to the attention of Cat Crimes HQ following a series of bathroom incidents involving shredded toilet paper, overturned rolls and entire floors buried beneath suspicious amounts of tissue. Although investigators initially suspected several offenders, paw-print analysis soon identified one particularly determined suspect.

The suspect appears to possess an extraordinary ability to detect freshly installed toilet rolls from anywhere in the property. Once a roll has been located, Rolo is known to pull, unravel and shred it with remarkable speed before leaving a trail of paper leading directly back to the crime scene.

His official statement remains:
"It simply exploded."

Witnesses describe Rolo as calm, innocent-looking and unusually pleased with himself after each incident. He frequently returns to inspect the damage and has been photographed standing beside destroyed toilet rolls while displaying no visible remorse.

Recent intelligence suggests the suspect may have expanded his activities beyond private bathrooms and into public facilities. Cat Crimes HQ considers every unattended toilet roll at immediate risk while Rolo remains at large.

INVESTIGATOR GUIDANCE: KEEP ALL BATHROOM DOORS CLOSED AND SECURE FRESH TOILET ROLLS BEFORE APPROACHING THE SUSPECT.
★ Known For ★
  • 🧻 Reducing freshly installed toilet rolls to confetti within minutes
  • 💥 Leaving entire bathrooms buried beneath shredded tissue
  • 🐾 Returning to admire the destruction with complete satisfaction
  • 😇 Claiming the toilet roll "simply exploded"
  • 🚽 Targeting both household and public bathroom facilities
  • 📜 Leaving unmistakable trails of tissue leading directly to the crime scene
Evidence Photograph
Rolo surrounded by shredded toilet rolls
Evidence Ref: CC-007-E01 Bathroom discovered completely devastated following Rolo's latest tissue-related incident. Investigators estimate at least four toilet rolls were beyond saving.
CAT CRIMES HQ • CASE CONCLUSION
IF THERE WAS A TOILET ROLL...
IT WAS ALREADY TOO LATE.