Tiggs
Although often mistaken for an ordinary neighbourhood cat, investigators believe Tiggs serves as one of Tiny's most trusted territorial enforcers. His primary responsibility appears to be expanding and protecting Tiny's influence by conducting relentless patrols through neighbouring gardens, fences and patios.
Surveillance teams report that Tiggs behaves as though every garden within sight belongs to him. Any unfamiliar cat, bird or human entering "his" territory is immediately subjected to prolonged staring, loud vocal warnings or an aggressive fence-top negotiation until they decide to leave.
"I'm not trespassing... I'm inspecting my territory."
Despite his fearsome reputation outdoors, investigators have noted that Tiggs' confidence disappears remarkably quickly at the sound of a food bowl being filled. This has prevented several otherwise successful patrols from escalating into larger territorial disputes.
Cat Crimes HQ believes Tiggs will continue extending Tiny's influence one back garden at a time. Residents are advised not to challenge the suspect directly, particularly if he is perched on a fence looking unusually pleased with himself.
- 🏡 Conducting unauthorised patrols through neighbouring gardens
- 🛡️ Serving as one of Tiny's trusted territorial enforcers
- 🚧 Inspecting fences, patios and garden paths as though they belong to him
- 😾 Starting loud territorial disputes before casually walking away
- 👀 Maintaining intimidating eye contact with neighbouring cats and residents
- 🐾 Expanding Tiny's territory one back garden at a time
- 🍽️ Abandoning patrol duties immediately when dinner is served
HE WAS JUST CHECKING THE PERIMETER.
