Dumpling
Dumpling is regarded as one of The Meowfia's most intelligent operational planners. While many investigators dismiss him as a harmless yoghurt thief, intelligence gathered over multiple investigations suggests the suspect carefully plans each operation long before any dairy products disappear. His innocent appearance allows him to observe potential targets without attracting suspicion.
Investigators believe Dumpling is responsible for scouting kitchens, cafés and unsecured refrigerators on behalf of Don Meowleone before larger food-related operations take place. Witnesses have repeatedly reported seeing the suspect quietly studying layouts, noting entry routes and monitoring refrigerator activity hours before offences occur.
"I was simply checking the expiry dates."
Cat Crimes Headquarters also believes Dumpling masterminded the attempted framing of Kevin during the Great Cheese Theft investigation. False evidence was strategically placed throughout the crime scene in an effort to redirect investigators toward The Cheese Monster while Dumpling remained nearby to monitor the success of his plan.
Within The Meowfia, Dumpling is considered one of Don Meowleone's most trusted operatives. His patience, attention to detail and ability to avoid suspicion have made him invaluable during organised food thefts. Intelligence suggests several successful operations were planned by Dumpling long before the first yoghurt pot was opened.
Although repeatedly questioned, the suspect continues to deny every allegation and frequently relies upon his oversized eyes, quiet personality and yoghurt-covered face to influence witnesses. Detectives are reminded that appearances can be extremely deceptive where Dumpling is concerned.
- 🥣 Emptying tubs of Greek yoghurt with astonishing speed
- 🕵️ Scouting kitchens and refrigerators long before a planned theft
- 😇 Appearing completely innocent while covered in yoghurt
- 🐾 Leaving yoghurt-covered paw prints at crime scenes
- 🎭 Framing other suspects whenever an investigation gets too close
- 😼 Convincing witnesses he is far too cute to be guilty
- 📋 Planning organised Meowfia dairy thefts while pretending to be asleep
- 🧀 Orchestrating the attempted framing of Kevin during the Great Cheese Theft
- 🥄 Sampling "just one spoonful" before stealing the entire tub
- 🚪 Slipping into kitchens unnoticed whenever a refrigerator door is left open
END WITH SOMEONE ELSE TAKING THE BLAME.
