Name: Rolo
Alias: The Toilet Roll Shredder
Status: At Large
Last confirmed sighting: Seen sprinting through the house at high speed with half a toilet roll trailing behind him like a victory banner.
Rolo first came to the attention of Cat Crimes investigators following a series of toilet roll-related incidents that left entire bathrooms covered in shredded paper. Investigators initially suspected multiple offenders, but paw-print analysis soon confirmed that one particularly mischievous suspect was responsible.
The breakthrough came when officers followed a trail of tissue debris and discovered Rolo hiding nearby with toilet paper still attached to his whiskers. Despite overwhelming evidence, he continues to insist the toilet rolls "simply exploded." Authorities warn that any unattended toilet roll remains at risk while the suspect remains at large.
Official Cat Crimes Bragging Rights will be awarded for information leading to the apprehension of Rolo, The Toilet Roll Ripper.
Anyone with information regarding his whereabouts, recent bathroom activity, or suspicious toilet roll destruction should contact the Cat Crimes Police Department immediately. Do not attempt to replace toilet rolls in his presence.
• The Bathroom Bandit
• Captain Unravel
• The Roll Raider
• Lord of the Loo
• The Midnight Menace
• The Tissue Terror
• The Loo Roll Lunatic
• The Flush Room Felons
• Suspect displays an unhealthy obsession with freshly installed toilet rolls.
• Most attacks occur within minutes of a new roll being fitted.
• Frequently leaves a trail of shredded paper that leads directly back to the suspect.
• Shows no signs of remorse and often returns to inspect the damage.
• Evidence suggests the suspect may have expanded operations to public toilet facilities.
• Considered highly mischievous but extremely difficult to apprehend due to his speed and innocence when questioned.
• First-degree toilet roll destruction.
• Aggravated bathroom vandalism.
• Leaving paper trails across multiple rooms.
• Possession of shredded tissue without explanation.
• Repeated offences against innocent household supplies.
• Resisting arrest through overwhelming cuteness.
• The sound of a toilet roll holder being refilled.
• Investigators carrying spare toilet rolls as a distraction.
• Having his crimes photographed for evidence.
• Belly rubs and chin scratches.
• Closed bathroom doors.
• The vacuum cleaner.
• Chicken treats.
• Last seen emerging from the public toilets on St Annes Promenade looking extremely pleased with himself while toilet paper drifted out behind him.
• Spotted entering the public toilets carrying nothing but confidence. Investigators later discovered the aftermath.
• Observed sneaking into the public toilets on St Annes Promenade at dawn. Moments later, concerned staff reported an incident involving several toilet rolls and an unreasonable amount of paper.
• Last seen pushing his luck near a pallet of discounted toilet rolls. Witnesses reported hearing rustling noises shortly afterwards.
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