CAT CRIMES HQ
CASE FILE
#003

Alan

Code Name: Sky Raider
Cat Crimes HQ
At Large
Cat Crimes HQ
Classification Aerial Reconnaissance Specialist
Alias
The Seagull Chaser
Status
At Large
Primary Crime
Aggravated Seagull Harassment
Criminal Gang
The Archive
Known Associate
Mushu
Weakness
Fish & Chips
Reward Offered
Official Cat Crimes HQ recognition for information that assists investigators in locating Alan... or finally convincing him the seagulls aren't plotting against him.
★ Intelligence Summary ★

Alan first came to the attention of Cat Crimes HQ following a series of increasingly unusual incidents involving seagulls along the Fylde Coast. While investigators initially believed the reports to be exaggerated, multiple independent sightings confirmed that Alan had developed an unhealthy obsession with pursuing unsuspecting seabirds.

The suspect has been observed sprinting across promenades, beaches and public spaces in pursuit of seagulls for reasons that remain unclear. Although no evidence suggests the birds are involved in organised criminal activity, Alan continues to insist they are "up to something."

His official statement remains:
"I'm telling you... they're plotting something!"

Despite repeated attempts to redirect his attention elsewhere, Alan has remained focused on his self-appointed mission. Several reports suggest he has even been transported considerable distances by seagulls, although investigators have been unable to verify exactly how this occurred.

Cat Crimes HQ considers Alan more of a public disturbance than a serious threat. Nevertheless, his unpredictable behaviour continues to attract attention wherever large groups of seagulls gather.

Investigators remain unconvinced by Alan's claims, although his determination to expose the alleged seagull conspiracy shows no sign of fading.

INVESTIGATOR GUIDANCE: MONITOR ANY UNUSUAL SEAGULL ACTIVITY AND AVOID LEAVING FISH & CHIPS UNATTENDED.
★ Known For ★
  • 🐦 Chasing unsuspecting seagulls along the promenade
  • 🍟 Attempting to recover stolen fish and chips from repeat offenders
  • 📻 Reporting suspicious seagull activity over the Cat Crimes radio network
  • 🏖️ Creating public disturbances on beaches in pursuit of feathered suspects
  • ✈️ Being mysteriously transported across the Fylde Coast by seagulls
  • 👀 Maintaining constant surveillance of large seabird gatherings
  • 🚨 Insisting "they're plotting something" despite no supporting evidence
Evidence Photograph
Alan observed in possession of fish and bird seed
Evidence Ref: CC-003-E01 Suspect photographed carrying fish and bird seed moments before another reported seagull incident.
CAT CRIMES HQ • CASE CONCLUSION
IF THE SEAGULLS WERE THERE...
ALAN WASN'T FAR BEHIND.