Name: Alan
Alias: The Seagull Chaser
Status: Under Surveillance
Investigators remain unsure whether Alan is a suspect, witness, or self-appointed detective.
Alan's criminal history is less defined by acts of mischief and more by a long-standing obsession with seagulls.
The suspect is frequently observed keeping watch over local bird populations and has filed countless reports regarding what he describes as "suspicious aerial activity". To date, none of these reports have resulted in any confirmed arrests.
Authorities describe Alan as overly cautious, highly suspicious, and prone to dramatic conclusions. While generally well-meaning, he has been linked to several public disturbances after warning innocent bystanders of potential seagull conspiracies.
Investigators continue to monitor the suspect closely, although many believe his greatest threat is causing unnecessary panic rather than committing serious crimes himself.
Information leading to the suspect's location may be rewarded with official Cat Crimes bragging rights and confirmation that the seagulls are probably not plotting anything.
• The Seagull Menace
• The Promenade Pursuer
• The Seagull Whisperer
• Beach Bandit
• Alan "Not Me" McWhiskers
• The Panic Inspector
• Appears innocent until a seagull enters the vicinity.
• Frequently observed patrolling beaches and promenades.
• Known to chase seabirds despite numerous warnings.
• Claims all feathers found in his possession were "already there."
• Extremely fast when confronted by witnesses.
• Has mastered the art of looking cute to avoid prosecution.
• Aggravated Seagull Harassment.
• Reckless Beach Zoomies.
• Possession of Suspicious Feathers.
• Attempted Fish Theft.
• Disturbing the Peace of Coastal Wildlife.
• Failure to Respect Personal Pecking Distance.
• Being outnumbered by seagulls.
• Dreamies and other crunchy treats.
• Chin scratches.
• Loud squawking noises.
• Unexpected cuddles.
• Fish-shaped toys
• Belly rubs.
• Sprinting down the beach pursued by an angry flock of seagulls.
• Hiding behind a beach hut with suspiciously ruffled fur..
• Loitering near unattended fish and chips.
• Seen emerging from the dunes covered in sand.
• Watching seagulls from a safe distance... for approximately three seconds.
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