Case Number: 012
Name: Dumpling
Alias: The Greek Yoghurt Bandit
Status:
Status: At Large
Last seen pilfering Greek yoghurt from a household refrigerator before fleeing the scene.
Criminal Record:
Dumpling first came to the attention of Cat Crimes investigators following a series of mysterious Greek yoghurt thefts. Household members reported finding empty yoghurt pots, suspicious smears around the kitchen, and a fluffy black suspect repeatedly appearing near the refrigerator whenever dairy products went missing. Despite being questioned on numerous occasions, Dumpling has consistently denied all involvement.
The strongest evidence against the suspect was discovered after a late-night refrigerator raid, when investigators uncovered a trail of yoghurt-covered paw prints leading away from the scene. Unfortunately, before forensic teams could properly document the evidence, a neighbouring dog reportedly licked the entire trail clean. While the case remains technically unresolved, authorities consider Dumpling the prime suspect and continue to monitor his movements around refrigerators, dairy products, and unattended Greek yoghurt.
Reward:
Report sightings of the suspect near refrigerators, dairy aisles, or unattended tubs of Greek yoghurt. Information leading to his capture may earn you Official Cat Crimes Bragging Rights. Do not be fooled by his innocent appearance or yoghurt-covered face.
Known Alias:
• The Greek Yoghurt Bandit
• Dumpling the Dairy Bandit
• The Yoghurt Yob
• The Fridge Raider
• The Yoghurt Goblin
• The Yoghurt Gangster
• The Lactose Larcenist
• The Probiotic Pilferer
Investigator Notes:
• Suspect displays an unhealthy obsession with Greek yoghurt and has been linked to multiple dairy-related incidents.
• Frequently observed loitering near refrigerators despite having no legitimate reason to be there.
• Maintains an appearance of complete innocence even when found with yoghurt on his face.
• Investigation was significantly hindered when a neighbouring dog consumed crucial yoghurt-covered paw print evidence.
• Considered highly food-motivated and easily distracted by dairy products.
• Despite overwhelming circumstantial evidence, Dumpling continues to deny all allegations and insists the yoghurt "was already missing."
Criminal Charges:
• Theft of Greek Yoghurt.
• Aggravated Refrigerator Raiding.
• Leaving Yoghurt-Covered Paw Prints at a Crime Scene.
• Attempting to Conceal Evidence.
• Repeated Dairy-Related Offences.
• Possession of Stolen Dairy Products.
Weaknesses:
• Fresh tubs of Greek yoghurt.
• The sound of a refrigerator door opening.
• Greek yoghurt, unattended fridges, and absolutely no self-control.
• Dairy products. Particularly Greek yoghurt.
• Greek yoghurt. The suspect has never successfully resisted it and investigators routinely use dairy products during surveillance operations.
• The sound of a yoghurt pot being opened. Investigators have noted an immediate and uncontrollable response from the suspect.
Last Known Sightings:
• Last seen balancing on tiptoes in front of an open refrigerator before disappearing with a tub of Greek yoghurt.
• Spotted fleeing a kitchen carrying stolen Greek yoghurt. The suspect ignored repeated requests to stop.
• Seen investigating the dairy shelf of a refrigerator moments before several yoghurt products vanished.
• Observed with yoghurt around his mouth while claiming to have "no knowledge of the incident."
• Believed to have been hiding behind the refrigerator door shortly before a dairy-related offence was reported.
• Seen standing on tiptoes attempting to reach a freshly opened tub of Greek yoghurt. Officers arrived too late.
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