Kevin
Kevin is one of the longest-serving suspects on the Cat Crimes HQ watch list and remains the primary offender in numerous cheese-related investigations. Despite his innocent appearance, investigators believe he possesses an exceptional ability to locate dairy products and has repeatedly demonstrated careful planning when carrying out thefts.
Kevin rarely leaves direct evidence behind other than cheese crumbs, suspiciously empty wrappers and an overwhelming lack of remorse. He has been linked to multiple incidents involving missing cheddar, brie, mozzarella and Greek yoghurt, although he continues to deny every allegation.
"I was simply inspecting the fridge."
Recent intelligence suggests Kevin has expanded his activities beyond private kitchens, with reports placing him near cafés and other public locations where dairy products are readily available. His movements remain unpredictable, making surveillance difficult.
Investigators believe Kevin is monitoring their movements just as closely as they are monitoring his. No refrigerator should be considered secure.
- Stealing unattended cheese
- Raiding fridges during the night
- Leaving cheese crumbs at crime scenes
- Denying every allegation despite overwhelming evidence
- Prime suspect in the Great Cheese Theft
- Frequently appearing near cafés and unsecured refrigerators
- Returning to previous crime scenes in case any cheese was missed
HE WAS NEVER FAR AWAY.