Rolo
Rolo first came to the attention of Cat Crimes HQ following a series of bathroom incidents involving shredded toilet paper, overturned rolls and entire floors buried beneath suspicious amounts of tissue. Although investigators initially suspected several offenders, paw-print analysis soon identified one particularly determined suspect.
The suspect appears to possess an extraordinary ability to detect freshly installed toilet rolls from anywhere in the property. Once a roll has been located, Rolo is known to pull, unravel and shred it with remarkable speed before leaving a trail of paper leading directly back to the crime scene.
"It simply exploded."
Witnesses describe Rolo as calm, innocent-looking and unusually pleased with himself after each incident. He frequently returns to inspect the damage and has been photographed standing beside destroyed toilet rolls while displaying no visible remorse.
Recent intelligence suggests the suspect may have expanded his activities beyond private bathrooms and into public facilities. Cat Crimes HQ considers every unattended toilet roll at immediate risk while Rolo remains at large.
- Reducing freshly installed toilet rolls to confetti within minutes
- Leaving entire bathrooms buried beneath shredded tissue
- Returning to admire the destruction with complete satisfaction
- Claiming the toilet roll "simply exploded"
- Targeting both household and public bathroom facilities
- Leaving unmistakable trails of tissue leading directly to the crime scene
IT WAS ALREADY TOO LATE.