Sheila
The Windy Promenade Longhair
Suspect Overview
Official suspect profile maintained by Cat Crimes HQ.
Information below is updated as new intelligence is received.
- Known Alias: The Windy Promenade Longhair
- Status: At Large
- Threat Level: 🌼 Moderate (Horticultural Hazard)
- Confirmed Sightings: 3
- Last Confirmed Location: Mabel’s Coffee Lounge , St Annes
- Last Report Received: 20 August 2026
- Reward: Detective recognition for verified intelligence.
🗂️ Investigation Log #001
Date: 27 May 2026
Classification: Initial Intelligence
Filed By: Cat Crimes HQ
Summary
Sheila first came to the attention of Cat Crimes following reports of damaged flower beds, missing plants and suspicious piles of soil appearing along the local promenade.
Witnesses described a fluffy brown-and-white suspect emerging from freshly dug gardens looking extremely pleased with herself before disappearing into nearby shrubbery.
Sheila has since been linked to floral destruction, unauthorised digging and the theft of ornamental leaves. Despite several attempts to apprehend her, she continues to evade investigators by hiding amongst plants and flower displays.
Status: At large. No flower bed is considered safe.
📁 Additional Investigation Logs
Cat Crimes HQ
Verified Evidence Upload
Evidence Upload #002
Interrupted Social Break
Date Received: 05 July 2026
Record Type: Evidence Upload
Badge Code: BCIC-003
Location: Fable Book Café
Suspect: Sheila – The Promenade Predator
Submitted By: Detective on a social break
Evidence Received
Cat Crimes HQ received a confirmed sighting of Sheila at Fable Book Café on 05 July 2026.
The reporting detective was not engaged in active surveillance at the time. They were enjoying a well-earned social break, relaxing with an ube drink and their crochet when the suspect unexpectedly came into view.
Sheila appeared comfortable in the peaceful café surroundings and showed no immediate concern that a trained Cat Crimes detective was seated nearby.
The suspect was observed behaving calmly and attempting to blend in with the café’s decorative surroundings. However, investigators remain suspicious of her interest in the nearby plants and believe she may have been assessing them for possible future excavation.
Detective’s Field Note
No damaged plants, disturbed soil or missing ornamental leaves were reported during the encounter. The detective therefore continued their break while maintaining discreet observation of the suspect.
Evidence Outcome
Badge BCIC-003 was successfully identified and the sighting has been entered into Sheila’s official Cat Crimes record.
Detective Status: On a social break
Damage Reported: None
Suspect Status: Remains at large
Cat Crimes HQ — Detective Radio Network
Transmission ID: CC-HQ-RT-003
📻 Radio Transmission #003
Promenade Surveillance Report
11 July 2026
PROM-1
Sheila — The Promenade Predator
Promenade Fountain Flower Beds
HQ Outcome
Although no damage was reported during the incident, investigators believe Sheila was assessing the immaculate flower beds for a possible future attack.
The suspect eventually abandoned the area after remaining under continuous surveillance. The gardener completed his sandwiches and coffee without further disturbance.
Surveillance successful — flower beds secure for now.
Cat Crimes HQ
Public Witness Statement
Witness Statement #004
A New Junior Detective
Date Received: 15 July 2026
Record Type: Witness Statement
Badge Code: BCIC-005
Location: Fable Book Café
Suspect: Sheila – The Promenade Predator
Badge Outcome: Kept by the finder
Statement Received
Cat Crimes HQ received a further confirmed report concerning Sheila after Badge BCIC-005 was discovered at Fable Book Café.
The finder chose to keep the badge after deciding it would be perfect for their cat-loving son.
Witness Statement
Investigator’s Notes
Although Sheila once again avoided capture, investigators are delighted to report that her badge has now found a permanent home with a very enthusiastic new junior detective.
Reports like this remind Cat Crimes HQ that every badge has the chance to brighten somebody’s day while continuing the search for our mischievous suspects.
Case Outcome
Badge Status: Kept and gifted to a junior detective
Reported Impact: Cheered him up — he was over the moon
Suspect Status: Sheila remains at large
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