Shrimpy
Cat Crimes HQ commendation for information leading to Shrimpy's capture.
Shrimpy may be one of the smallest suspects under investigation, but what she lacks in size she more than makes up for in mischief. Known throughout Cat Crimes HQ as The Tiny Vampire, she specialises in nocturnal ambushes and aggravated ankle nibbling.
Operating alone and almost exclusively under the cover of darkness, Shrimpy has developed an exceptional ability to appear without warning, launch an attack and disappear before investigators can react. Her preferred targets include exposed toes, passing ankles and unattended packets of crunchy treats.
"I was nowhere near the ankle."
Witnesses consistently describe the suspect as deceptively adorable. Investigators believe her oversized eyes, tiny fangs and dramatic rolling onto her back are deliberate tactics intended to distract witnesses and avoid prosecution.
Despite repeated capture attempts, Shrimpy remains highly skilled at convincing everyone that she is completely innocent. Garlic has been tested and officially declared ineffective.
Her next appearance is considered inevitable. The only question is whose ankles she'll choose next.
- Launching surprise ankle ambushes after dark
- Nibbling unsuspecting toes before vanishing into the shadows
- Watching investigators from fences, walls and garden sheds
- Convincing witnesses she is "far too cute" to be guilty
- Appearing only when everyone thought the coast was clear
- Sleeping soundly through the day to avoid questioning
- Leaving investigators searching empty gardens moments after being spotted
SHE WAS ALREADY GONE.