Teddy
The Bedside Butcher
Suspect Overview
Official suspect profile maintained by Cat Crimes HQ.
Information below is updated as new intelligence is received.
- Known Alias: The Bedside Butcher
- Status: At Large
- Threat Level:
Critical (Toy Mice at Risk) - Confirmed Sightings: 0
- Last Confirmed Location: None Yet Confirmed
- Last Report Received: None on File
- Reward: Detective recognition for verified intelligence.
🗂️ Investigation Log #001
Date: 27 May 2026
Classification: Initial Intelligence
Filed By: Cat Crimes HQ
Summary
Cat Crimes has officially opened an investigation into Teddy, following a growing number of incidents involving toy mice being discovered dismembered across multiple locations.
The first reports appeared unrelated, with victims recovered from bedrooms, living rooms and hallways. However, investigators quickly noticed a disturbing pattern. Every scene showed signs of a violent struggle, with stuffing scattered across the floor, detached tails, missing ears and, in some cases, nothing remaining except a single squeaker.
Witnesses consistently describe Teddy as calm, affectionate and often asleep shortly after each incident, making prosecution difficult despite the overwhelming circumstantial evidence.
No living toy mouse has yet come forward to provide a statement.
Investigator Notes
- Multiple toy mouse casualties linked to the suspect.
- Highly efficient hunter with no known survivors.
- Appears to target toy mice exclusively.
- No confirmed attacks on humans or other toys.
- Suspect continues to evade capture.
📁 Additional Investigation Logs
CCTV Capture #002
Video evidence received by Cat Crimes shows Teddy repeatedly throwing and batting several toy mice around the room.
The suspect is seen pouncing on the victims, pinning them beneath his paws and carrying at least one toy mouse beyond the range of the camera.
Teddy appears calm and focused throughout the recording and displays no visible signs of remorse.
Confirmed Observations
- Multiple toy mice targeted during the incident.
- Victims thrown repeatedly across the room.
- Aggressive batting and pouncing clearly recorded.
- One victim removed from camera view.
- No assistance offered to any injured mouse.
The recording supports existing allegations that Teddy deliberately targets toy mice. Further surveillance has been authorised. The suspect remains at large.
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