CAT CRIMES HQ
CASE FILE
#009

Tiggs

Backyard Bruiser
Cat Crimes HQ
At Large
Cat Crimes HQ
Classification Territorial Enforcement Specialist
Alias
The Backyard Scrapper
Status
At Large
Primary Crime
Aggravated Territorial Patrols
Criminal Gang
Tiny's Crew
Known Associate
Tiny
Weakness
Food Bowls and Unexpected Dinner Time
Reward Offered
Official Cat Crimes HQ Commendation and unlimited bragging rights for information leading to Tiggs' capture. Investigators also welcome reports of unauthorised garden patrols or suspicious fence-top activity.
★ Intelligence Summary ★

Although often mistaken for an ordinary neighbourhood cat, investigators believe Tiggs serves as one of Tiny's most trusted territorial enforcers. His primary responsibility appears to be expanding and protecting Tiny's influence by conducting relentless patrols through neighbouring gardens, fences and patios.

Surveillance teams report that Tiggs behaves as though every garden within sight belongs to him. Any unfamiliar cat, bird or human entering "his" territory is immediately subjected to prolonged staring, loud vocal warnings or an aggressive fence-top negotiation until they decide to leave.

His official statement remains:
"I'm not trespassing... I'm inspecting my territory."

Despite his fearsome reputation outdoors, investigators have noted that Tiggs' confidence disappears remarkably quickly at the sound of a food bowl being filled. This has prevented several otherwise successful patrols from escalating into larger territorial disputes.

Cat Crimes HQ believes Tiggs will continue extending Tiny's influence one back garden at a time. Residents are advised not to challenge the suspect directly, particularly if he is perched on a fence looking unusually pleased with himself.

INVESTIGATOR GUIDANCE: REPORT ALL UNAUTHORISED GARDEN PATROLS TO CAT CRIMES HQ. DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT WHILE THE SUSPECT IS ON FENCE DUTY.
★ Known For ★
  • 🏡 Conducting unauthorised patrols through neighbouring gardens
  • 🛡️ Serving as one of Tiny's trusted territorial enforcers
  • 🚧 Inspecting fences, patios and garden paths as though they belong to him
  • 😾 Starting loud territorial disputes before casually walking away
  • 👀 Maintaining intimidating eye contact with neighbouring cats and residents
  • 🐾 Expanding Tiny's territory one back garden at a time
  • 🍽️ Abandoning patrol duties immediately when dinner is served
Evidence Photograph
Tiggs photographed during the patio incident
Evidence Ref: CC-009-E01 Suspect photographed during the Patio Incident while occupying neighbouring territory on behalf of Tiny.
CAT CRIMES HQ • CASE CONCLUSION
HE NEVER TRESPASSED...
HE WAS JUST CHECKING THE PERIMETER.